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Reasons Why Spike kicks Angel's Ass ...
1. He's loyal.
2. He's cute.
3. He keeps his word.
4. He's honest ("I don't want to hurt you baby ... doesn't mean I won't).
5. He's realistic (the whole Piccadilly Square thing in "Becoming").
6. He's goal-oriented.
7. He's got a sense of humor (which Angel has a paucity of).
8. He's fair but that probably a dye job, so he's dark -- you've got the best of both worlds!
9. He's got attitude.
10. He's got all the best qualities of being English and none of the worst.
11. He's got a pretty decent Londonish accent. Angel sounds like a Californian. Which is cooler?
12. He's got a cool handle.
13. He's romantic ... without being gory (like Angelus).
14. He looks like he could have been a poet dying of tuberculosis in the mold of Keats ... (i.e. thin)
15. He doesn't tend to confuse his lovers by switching back and forth between evil demon and good demon ... so he's consistent.
16. He's got the brain of a military general and the soul of a poet. And the mouth of a comedian. He's well-rounded
17. He's got many talents. Plus he's a good actor (see Spike fool Angelus multiple times).
18. He's got history ... let's face it, he *is* history (sorry -- triple pun). [reasons from me]
Other reasons:
Spike has this British faitful bad boy attitude going on. AWESOME.
Spike is just so HOT! Something about bad boys ... am I crazy, or maybe I just have a thing for accents.
Bad boys are *so* appealing.
Spike has a sense of humor, an English accent, and really cool blone hair!
Spike rules!
1. He wears a cool duster.
2. He can decipher Drusilla-speak.
3. Two words: the car. I want the car.
4. He smoked the Annoying One.
5. He was at Woodstock.
6. He's got the biggest wrinklies of any vamp in Sunnydale.
7. Buffy invited him to her house and even properly introduced him to her mom!
8. He loves Dru, despite the fact that she's a big ho.
Spike and Drusilla rule!
He always is ahead of things and has a plan. Now I admit that he hasn't conmpleted his main goal yet, but let's face it. That won't happen ... but another great quality is Spike's sense of humor ... I also like his accent.
I Think Spike is Cool because ...
1. He s got a wicked sense of humor
2. He looks like a rock star
3. How can you not like someone named Spike ?
4. He doesn t like incompetence
5. He dotes on Drusilla
6. He likes the simple, direct approach brute force
7. He s got great fashion sense and knows how to accessorize
8. He s looking for a restaurant that delivers
9. He understands the importance of getting it on video
10. No one impresses him not even the Smurf (aka the Judge)
11. He has a simple philosophy, the only good Slayer is a dead Slayer
12. He has a sentimental streak
13. He s got the biggest wrinklies
14. He really doesn t like Angelus
15. He thinks pain is a great motivator
16. He prefers wheels, as in car
17. He does have a code for himself
18. He knows how to handle children the Annoying One comes to mind
19. He knows how to make an entrance
20. He thinks Sunnydale sucks.
From the Heart of the Slayer.
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